I wonder if this works to attract rebel fish.
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This polar bear has teamed up with a narwhal to catch more fish—but I think it would make more sense to play to the narwhal’s strengths and switch to spear fishing.
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Next time you bury an animal at sea, you can imagine those flushing rapids leading the departed to that big porcelain bowl in the sky… Here’s a visual.
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You have to think that no one feels so helpless as the poor goldfish stuck in his bowl with your owner’s feline assassins constantly alert for a chance to get you. How that balance of power would shift with a robot body and some mind reading hardware.
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Combine storage, portability and entertainment and you end up with a cat head and a dead fish. Without claws to hunt with, this species of feline obviously utilizes its speaker eyes to beat its prey into submission with the power of sound. It’s still up in the air as to how he was able to lure a fish while riding someone’s back around a college campus.
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The concept seems pretty simple: you want a small fish you get a small bag; you want a large, man eating fish you get a large bag. You also may want a forklift.
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You might want to start worrying about how hard it is raining when you start to see sea life around you. Dolphins and fish are cool if you are scuba diving or at an aquarium, not so cool if you are walking down the city streets with your suddenly useless umbrella.
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I think everyone has had that shameful moment when they first found out that they misunderstood the actual words of any famous saying. They don’t all end up quite as odd or humorous as this cod and dirigibles example. Maybe this is what the Pledge Of allegiance writers really did have in mind.
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I think the sellers of this fish bag had it described perfectly as “for kids and child-minded adults”. As a daily handbag it is odd, to say the least. But if you could squeeze a bowling ball in there, it would be an awesome bag for that purpose. Just because.
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Your first thought upon seeing a shark may not be to stick your foot in it’s mouth. Yet that is exactly what these socks require you to do. When wearing long pants only you will know what lurks underneath, but when wearing a pair of shorts everyone will be able to get a look. They will also wonder why you are wearing black socks with shorts but that is just how you roll. Pair it with the man eating shark hat to feel like you are in a complete shark feeding frenzy.
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