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My Bologna Has A First Name Shirt: Still Likely Illegal

by Jeff Chenkus on September 28, 2009

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Having a first name is all well and good, but what you really need is documentation. No green card and no social security number will make it very difficult for bologna to find a good job, even if he does have a song written for him.

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I’m Not On A First Name Basis With Deli Meat

by Jeff Chenkus on October 21, 2008

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All that chatter about any baloney having a first name is really beside the point. It is the nature of the relationship that is important and not just knowing a simple name.

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