These red, translucent orange and yellow acrylic flame rings are available in sizes 5, 7, 8 or 9 with the largest one standing 0.6″ above your finger. They’re also perfect for scratching your junk every time you put your hand in your pocket, or for a rockabilly wedding proposal.
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The picture of using stairs in case of fire on this t-shirt matches the words, but completely misses the point. Using short phrases in English can certainly lead to some dangerous misunderstandings.
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Well, it’s not that ninjas can’t catch you—but when their target is on fire, they have little reason to try.
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There’s one thing pictured here that could make camping happy, and it sure as hell isn’t puking or lighting your head on fire.
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It all started as a practical joke, but these guys didn’t take into account that their heads are also made of phosphorus.
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There is a time and a place for every good prank. This is a classic example of the wrong place. It should be a bit warmer where you are going after this prank, and I am not talking about Florida.
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A cocktail party always sounds like a lot of fun. Typically they include boring conversation and a few drinks. This shirt shows an entirely different type of cocktail party, one that includes bottles, gasoline and fire. Decide for yourself which one sounds more exciting.
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