Anyone who enjoys death sports would probably sleep in the street for days in order to get first dibs on tickets to a Ninja vs Luchador battle royale. The excitement will only be heightened when you throw in a baseball bat, sword, cactus, death stars, a mace wielding ninja cat, a narcoleptic and confusion.
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If this is a Photoshop, it’s a damn good one. One could argue that a fighter with Hello Kitty stamped across the crotch of his Spandex shorts is probably the most secure in his masculinity. Maybe this passes for masculine in Japan anyway.
(via Hello Kitty Hell)
Wizards may be good with magic and everything, but put them in an old fashioned fistfight and they are completely useless. First of all, flowing robes and pointy hats restrict movement. Second, they have slow reflexes that open them up for easy headshots.
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Maybe I am not remembering the movie Alien vs. Predator quite right, but this does not seem to be like the movie at all. As bad as that movie was, this is actually an improvement. Probably not coming soon to a theater near you, though.
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It makes no real difference whether it is kung fu masters or blocks of tofu fighting, either way someone is getting their ass kicked for my enjoyment.
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Look at this guy. You can tell from his mean look and rugged, muscular physique that his middle name is “Action.” Only guys like that are worthy to wear the Bar Fight t-shirt. A close up image is available after the break.
Who knew that Lincoln bareknuckle boxed with mythical woodland creatures? Once again, t-shirts teach us something that those fancy history books can not.
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