Yeah, this is sick, but I’m still watching. I mean, at least it’s not Jabba the Hutt.
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Yeah, this is sick, but I’m still watching. I mean, at least it’s not Jabba the Hutt.
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I am not typically one to pass judgment, but this little get up is beyond anything I could imagine someone wearing. Leather and blindfolds are kinky enough, but wearing a mask in the shape of a dog’s head is taking things a step further than I am personally comfortable with. Someone must have an interest though, and I would love to see what kind of person that is.
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From the product page:
For those nights and days, when you want to be and feel a little special, naughty, and very sexy, these Manties are for you. Once you have them on, it will be “hard” to take them off.
Thanks but no thanks guys. If I want to get a chubby from wearing underwear I’ll put on a super tight leopard print thong like any normal guy.
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I’m not quite sure what the deal is with this suction-cupped tentacle arm accessory, but I’m sure that there is some sort of freaky fetish out there for it. That having been said, I wouldn’t be surprised if you could find a video out there with a guy slapping some girl’s ass with this then pulling it away to the sounds of suction cups popping away. Damn that is kinky gross.
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It’s nice to meet people at work, but do you want them to think of nothing but your business persona? If you wear these handcuff earrings you may give them the right idea.
Ideally you would have long hair to keep these somewhat hidden. But would the executives think less of you since even that may not keep these from showing? If you are really living on the edge you wouldn’t care.
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