Some of you may be involved in fragile new relationships this Valentine’s Day. If that’s the case, you had better leave the blow up doll jackets, teabag hats and assless outfits in the closet. There is plenty of time to spring that part of your personality on them when things get serious and you’re in way too deep.
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Love means never having to say you’re sorry…sometimes.  Other times tales of forbidden, disturbing, and inappropriate love require nothing less than full on repentance to the Lord, penitent acts for carnal crimes against nature.  So, in the spirit of Valentines Day, we here at Fashionably Geek would like to shine light on love that should not be.  What follows are illustrations of some of the most unholy trysts of all time.  Turn away if you must, but for the bold of heart, I beg you continue…
Every year, a flood of St. Patrick’s Day-related clothing and accessories hit the market. These are 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.
If you are the kind of person that likes to throw a little personality into their wardrobe, this end of the year roundup is for you. Here are the ten funniest t-shirts we came across in 2008.
Toaster Lust: I’m going to work those nooks and crannies all night long.
Online Predator: The hunt is on…line!
What Would MacGyver Do?: This is his stickiest situation ever.
Hot Dog Cannibalism: Busted!
Extreme Beginnings: Old timey bike jumping…to the extreme!
The next five shirts are available after the break…
Michael Phelps’ achievements during the Beijing Olympics are nothing short of extraordinary. So, since there hasn’t been any doping scandal yet, it is safe to idolize our new sporting hero with merchandise. A selection of some of the best stuff out there is available after the break—including his famous LZR Racer bodysuit.
