Being afraid of ghosts is normal, being afraid of goats is a little harder to justify. Unless you are worried about your lawn, a goat does not really present much harm.
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The best offense is always a great defense. Just wearing this shirt may give any potential aggressors enough reason to think that you may just not be worth the trouble with your potential karate skills. Of course it also may make them want to test themselves against the best. You’ll just have to hope that the people you run into are not the macho type.
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If I didn’t suffer from Coulrophobia before, I do now. Thanks, weird old cartoon.
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Any utensil that is the bastard love child of two other utensils just can’t end up well adjusted. So no matter how useful the spork may seem at times, you have to resist the temptation. It is bad and it is to be feared.
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A comfortable shirt for you to wear, but uncomfortable for everyone around you. Knowing that the tarantula is embroidered means that you are oblivious to it. But it will scare the hell out of anyone near you, even though it is not on their shoulder. Sounds like fun to me.
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