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silent-but-deadly

We all know that ninjas are both silent and deadly, but it is not clear if they are referring to  stalking capability or the release of noxious gases.

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farting-undies-keychain

Save yourself a little embarrassment if you just have to let one fly. By using this keychain to let off a fake one, no one will know when it is actually you. Plus you get a nice pair of tightie whities to accompany all your keys.

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Blast Pants

by Jeff Chenkus on August 29, 2008

in Underwear

Everyone has a nasty friend that has no qualms about letting one go, anywhere, anytime. It would be best for all involved if that friend was forced to wear this pair of underwear to warn all innocent bystanders. Even better, it may embarrass that person enough that they find a way to get some manners.

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