You can be ready with a somewhat dumb looking expression at all times when you wear this Insta-face Bandana. Your ability to look dumb may not require additional clothing, but this bandana does add some very large teeth to the equation.
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Not all bullets have to be scary. Take away the gunpowder and throw it on a chain and it can be downright fun. This guy appears to be singing which you don’t normally see on your run of the mill ammunition. The bullet comes on a chain, so it can be used as a keychain or worn as a necklace.
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Her fine porcelain face is very alluring, but I just can’t stop staring at those eyes. Suddenly I am starting to feel verrrry sleepy…
You know how the rest of it goes. Once you are hypnotized you will be made to pretend you are a dog or whatever else amuses the hypnotist at that particular point. Just imagine all that you could accomplish if you were wearing this necklace.
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