eyes

Do you see anything stuck in my eye? Feels like a little guy with a telescope.

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my-is-are-up-here

Telling people to keep their eyes where this shirt insists should not be too difficult. Trying to explain to other women why you are encouraging what they find to be boorish behavior will be tougher.

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Lips and Eyes Ring Set

What is it with all the lips and mouth fashion these days? And why put them on a ring with an amber rhinestone and an eyeball? These are the deep questions we should be asking, not “What is the meaning of life?” or “When was the last time you told someone you loved them?” This is the truly deep shit, right here.

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