eye chart


Picture how different Star Wars would have been if everyone was walking around like Mr Magoo. I don’t think anyone would have lived to see even one sequel.

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eye chart glasses case

With an eye chart on your eyeglasses case, you can take memories of the school nurse, the eye doctor, and the DMV with you wherever you go. Wait…why do you want this?

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eye-chart-necklace

Any admirer of this necklace will soon find out that it is more than just a miniature eye chart. If they have been around instant messaging or computer lingo at all, they should recognize that those are not just random letters on there, but regularly used acronyms from the computer world. Share a laugh with those that you allow to poke their nose close enough to your chest to be able to read all of them.

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