
The new year is upon us, and for many that means a resolution to get into shape. We exercise for the benefit of ourselves and our families of course, but you don’t ever want to disappoint your Nike+ SportWatch. Not ever.
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Are rodents beefing up naturally, or are they taking a page from the MLB book of athletic excellence by utilizing performance enhancing drugs in an attempt to take your kitchen by force? The best way to tell is if the charge is led by bald, sterile, yet hulking mice with big boobs.
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No wonder people are afraid of Bigfoot, the creature’s workouts give him legs of steel. Just look at the number of plates on that bar.
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