With all the fuss made about the origin of man and evolution, this postulation of the origin of woman has me intrigued. The only question left for this shirt design is: where do I get myself one of these machines?
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The equipment needed to blow up opposing forces has changed a bit over the years. All three of those pictured on this shirt pack a punch, but only one will not do lasting damage if you need to jump on it to save others.
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While having coffee this morning, I caught a show about the Three Mile Island disaster on Nat Geo. Let me just say that this was the fate narrowly averted by the citizens of Dauphin County, Pennsylvania in 1979.
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Apparently the aliens are just waiting until we reach a certain stage in our evolutionary process before they are interested in us. I guess if they keep taking the most evolved members of our society, so most of us should be ok.
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Most depictions of the chain of evolution are similar to the one pictured on this Messenger Bag. The problem is that those all stop too soon. They miss the very important last two steps that are shown here: dying and turning into a zombie. Just because you don’t believe in it does not mean it can’t happen.
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If the whole question of human evolution is a little too complicated for you, break it down by seeing how stickman evolved. I think the short lesson this shirt depicts will give you a better understanding of the principles involved. If nothing else the word “erectus” will make pretty much any man giggle just a little bit.
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The current top of the evolution chain is always pictured with those crazy predecessors behind him. You have to figure he would crack under the pressure at some point.
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What’s all this about evolution? Bah! God said “Let there be Legos” and there was Legos. And God saw that the Legos were good.
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If you think geeks are the pinnacle of evolution, “The Evolution of Man” is the shirt for you. If you feel that computers are turning us into hunchback freaks, the De-Evolution shirt pictured above may be more your speed.
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