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This seems like a skirt that would just have to sell well. Which description will account for more of the interest: Micro Mini or Evil? Maybe it is just me, but I can see that either one of those immediately captures my interest.

For the ladies, they can comfortably wear this knowing that only those that they allow to get close to them will ever be able to determine that EVIL is written on it. And then it is much too late for them back out.

Product Page (£16.99, about $35)

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The Instant Villain Disguise Kit is not just for Halloween. Do you really want to check out that club where all the cute girls go, but so do all the meatheads? The arched eyebrows and scar will make all those pretty boys think twice about giving you a hard time. And once you are out of that dangerous situation you can just remove them and be your normal nerdy self.

Product Page ($7.95)