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Finally! I was looking all over for something that matches my human centipede scarf. Brrr…it’s still pretty cold out though. Let’s huddle up anus to mouth to stay warm.

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Keep your head warm with knitted pixels! This Etsy seller has a store stocked with mushrooms, 16-bit characters (like Link here), and of course, Jayne’s cunning hat.

Check out the Black Mage (from Final Fantasy) version of the hat after the break.

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Bundle up with a cozy fleece scarf whether you’re at Starfleet Academy or on board a Constitution class starship. Science division not your style? Don’t worry; these stylish neck wraps also come in command gold and engineering red.

Product Page ($25)


Hold your credit cards, business cards and cash in this Star Trek-inspired wallet sleeve. Just don’t expect Scotty to beam you another loan.

Product Page ($13.50 via Fanboy)


As you can see, this Mario dress from Etsy seller Alienphant is adorable. This particular version is made for a size 30-34 bust and a 30 waist, but she does take custom orders.

Product Page ($125 via So Geek Chic)

Join in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 action with this locket! You can slide a small photo or a mini movie poster in the locket to stand in for the film on the big screen. Not quite as good as the show itself, but it will have to do until a miracle occurs and MST3K goes back on the air.

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Take an old pink dress, add lots of time and yarn, and you get a very pretty Zelda costume for baby! This one of a kind creation was sewn and crocheted (like everything seems to be these days), and I wish it was available in adult sizes.

Product Page ($80)

Sometimes it’s not enough to play a game, you have to immerse yourself in it. Join the world of Skyrim IRL by sporting this Stormcloak crest necklace. And don’t worry, there’s something for members of the Imperial Legion as well.

Product Page ($45)

If you’ve always wanted to be a My Little Pony but didn’t want to wear the tail, this hoodie’s for you. You can choose the pony you want to emulate, and the seller will add the appropriate cutie mark. Pegasus ponies have wings in the back (as seen above), and unicorns will come with a horn sewed into the hood. You don’t have to wear a pony-colored wig with the hoodie, but why wouldn’t you?

Product Page ($75)


Not into expressing your love for Majora’s Mask with huge chest tattoos? Well then, this cute necklace charm is handmade to order out of resin-coated plastic and requires only a commitment of $17.

Product Page ($17 via IT8BIT)