elephant

They need an adult version of this for guys. That trunk would be doing some horrible things.

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the most dangerous animal t-shirtStep aside, rabies… Rope is now responsible for blazing new, uncharted paths in dangerous animal creation.

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What would happen if you could cross breed an elephant with a squid? Apparently someone tried to answer that question and came up with a hybrid creature that will probably work its way into more than one nightmare.

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