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22kt Gold Nest Ring With Pearl Eggs

by Jonathan Fallon on August 10, 2009 · 0 comments

in Jewelry

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Jonesing for a bird attack? Make sure the potential is always there by wearing a nest of freshwater pearls and 22kt gold on your finger.You’ll look like you’re threatening the nest, and you’ll do it in style.

Product Page: ($150 currently sold out)

Bacon And Eggs Scarf

by Jeff Chenkus on February 19, 2009 · 0 comments

in Outdoor Apparel

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A sizzling bacon and eggs scarf will keep you warm on the coldest winter’s night. About all the scarf could add to make people’s mouths water even more would be a couple pieces of toast. Then you would have a complete breakfast wrapped around your neck.

Product Page ($50)

Breakfast Purse: It’s Fat-tastic

by Jonathan Fallon on January 26, 2009 · 0 comments

in Accessories, Bags

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If you like to arrange your sausage and eggs into a face that gives you a blank stare with a lazy eye as you slowly cannibalize it, we’ve found the purse for you. You can take the memory of the morning’s cholesterol and saturated fat intake with you wherever you go with this stylish “Breakfast Purse” which is also autographed by the designer.  I’m guessing that explains the high price tag.  

Product Page: ($142.50CAD, or about $115.68)

Mr. Bacon and Mr. Egg Are Happy To Carry Around Your Groceries

by Sean Fallon on July 23, 2008 · 0 comments

in Bags

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We all know that bringing your own bag to the grocery store helps keep paper and plastic bags out of our landfills, but being a conscientious citizen does not mean you have to settle for those plain, cheap-o bags they sell at the checkout. Mr. Bacon and Mr. Egg here would be happy to step in and carry the load. In fact, they are so happy to for the work it seems a little creepy.

Product Page ($6.95)