
Jonesing for a bird attack? Make sure the potential is always there by wearing a nest of freshwater pearls and 22kt gold on your finger.You’ll look like you’re threatening the nest, and you’ll do it in style.
Product Page: ($150 currently sold out)
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Jonesing for a bird attack? Make sure the potential is always there by wearing a nest of freshwater pearls and 22kt gold on your finger.You’ll look like you’re threatening the nest, and you’ll do it in style.
Product Page: ($150 currently sold out)

A sizzling bacon and eggs scarf will keep you warm on the coldest winter’s night. About all the scarf could add to make people’s mouths water even more would be a couple pieces of toast. Then you would have a complete breakfast wrapped around your neck.
Product Page ($50)

If you like to arrange your sausage and eggs into a face that gives you a blank stare with a lazy eye as you slowly cannibalize it, we’ve found the purse for you. You can take the memory of the morning’s cholesterol and saturated fat intake with you wherever you go with this stylish “Breakfast Purse” which is also autographed by the designer. I’m guessing that explains the high price tag.
Product Page: ($142.50CAD, or about $115.68)

We all know that bringing your own bag to the grocery store helps keep paper and plastic bags out of our landfills, but being a conscientious citizen does not mean you have to settle for those plain, cheap-o bags they sell at the checkout. Mr. Bacon and Mr. Egg here would be happy to step in and carry the load. In fact, they are so happy to for the work it seems a little creepy.
Product Page ($6.95)