edward

Like the Highlander, there can be only one true vampire. And he isn’t a pussy.

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buffy-staked-edward

If you are not a huge fan of the Twilight series, then the possibility of introducing Buffy to bring the series to a premature conclusion seems pretty appealing. Introduce her in the second book, worst case.

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rock-scissorhands

The Thing being made of rock gives him a distinct advantage playing against Edward Scissorhands. There is nothing that is going to change his odds of winning, which will remain at zero.

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