If you aren’t quite ready to commit to a Hylian shield tattoo, spending $8 on a pair of earrings looks like a fantastic option.
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That stupid nyan nyan song is already running through your head constantly, so go ahead and get the earrings to complement the deterioration of your mental health (also available in a necklace version).
Product Page: Earrings / Necklace ($12 via So Geek Chic)
Test subjects go in one ear and out the other with these laser-cut acrylic Portal 2 earrings.
Unfortunately, this particular pair appears to have sold out on SVJewellery’s Etsy shop, but she would be crazy not to make more since they would be a hot seller. And you can always inquire to see if you can have them custom made.
Product Page ($19.95 via Technabob)
Disney is aiming straight for its core audience with a new line of high end, Tron-themed clothing that includes these stripper heels and the belts and jewelry pictured after the break. Prices on these items range from $90 to $2600.
A hamburger on another planet must cost a fortune given the logistical challenges involved in acquiring cows. Fortunately, these earrings will only cost you $14.
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I’m going to take a wild guess and say that seven sins they’re referring to are the fashion sins that come from having 14 sets of lips dangling from your ears. There’s probably a one sin infraction for every two sets of lips, but those charges will pale in comparison to the far greater sin committed against your wallet.
Product Page: ($1,720)
Wearing these earrings will be like having a portable classified ad which basically says: “Clip art lover seeking mustachioed, tattooed Victorian-era male who doesn’t know when to say when. Incredibly thick neck preferred.”
Product Page: ($25)
Stylish and a little on the punk side but still reasonable for work, these Zipper Hoops will add a little flair to that otherwise restrictive work outfit. You can never have enough zippers in your wardrobe.
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Any woman looking to pick up a man who is into science could start with these earrings. Any astronomy buff will love a couple of Mars reproductions as earrings. Look close enough and you may be able to see little green men that could be living there.
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There are many reasons why adult supervision would be required. For a teenager it may be to keep them out of trouble. The kind of trouble adults get into with other adults after a night of drinking. And that possibility is one thing you are trying to keep those teenagers away from. These earrings are perfect for both.
Product Page ($9)
