Leave it to the wife to ruin all an alien’s fun. All he is looking for is a little bonding with his alien brethren and he has to endure the indignity of being dragged home by his ear-like appendage.
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If putting large holes into your ear lobes is something you are into then you should at least spend some time picking out the appropriate jewelry for it. An old fashioned type of beer can top with pull tab would seem to fit perfectly. Available in 00 gauge to 3/4″.
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You can go from a happy go lucky guy to a grumpy old man in a matter of seconds. All it takes is a little ear and nose hair. Make that a LOT of ear and nose hair. Does the hair make for the grumpy man in this case or are grumpy men just not that into personal hygiene?
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