This new watch from Cadence helps you keep an eye on the prize—a little 4:20 smoke break.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t feature any world time options, which would have been ideal because it’s always 4:20 somewhere.
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There’s a lot more to watches than telling time. Did you know they can also be a trusted friend, a pop quiz, a safety feature for a pistol and a daily reminder that you’re going to die? That’s just the tip of the timepiece iceberg. Check out their full range with these 10 examples.
Remember that off-duty police officer that flipped out and called 911 after eating pot brownies? If not, check out the video after the break and tell me this shirt isn’t funny.
Disney on Ice always sounded like such a happy place to go. This particular version has them on ice, but this is not the scene you want to take your kids to. Meth ravaged cartoon characters are not a joy to be around. Send them all to rehab and get them back in skates, then the children can enjoy them again.
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The sellers of this watch state its purpose very simply: look at the watch, see what area the little hand is in and do that. First, I would probably decrease the size of the drugs and rock and roll sections; and second, I would mix it up now and then and use either the minute or second hand to determine what I should be doing. It would certainly be a challenge.
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Combine a drug fueled disco from the 70′s with a government conspiracy in New Mexico, and this is what you get. I doubt that any of the other patrons will even notice.
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Need an excuse to smoke? You can’t argue with this shirt—and the accuracy of military time.
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With these marijuana leaf hologram sunglasses, everyone will know what is on your mind. Plus, they have 100% UVA and UVB protection—which plays right into your glaucoma excuse. It’s all about protecting the eyes people!
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