Nothing brings molecules together like getting wasted over several cups of Hydrogen, Oxygen and Carbon.
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Have you ever been to a Waffle House? It makes IHOP look like a five-star restaurant. Last time I was there, it was 3 am and everyone around me was “drunk wasted“—except this one-armed crazy dude who was obviously high on meth. So yeah…dinner and a show.
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You probably won’t have to travel to another galaxy to find yourself a bar whore—they lurk in every watering hole. To spot them, look for the tell-tale signs: public drunkenness, loud and obnoxious behavior, sores around the mouth and this t-shirt.
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Your drinking makes Mr. Liver work harder, which pisses him off. Pissing him off too much may cause him to turn in his resignation, which means you’ll be saying bye-bye Mr. Liver and hello to your new buddies Mr. Morgue and Ms. Body Bag. Advantage: Liver.
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Spring break is almost here guys. You already have the beer funnel—but do you have a little Captain Moron in you?
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As if you had your own personal “Q” keeping you armed with the latest in drinking games technology, the beer pong kit comes to you with three plastic balls, as well as a headband and a wristband which are all beer pong themed to show your confidence. So, later on that night when you’re rolled into a hospital wearing a headband and wristband that says “Bring It” with little embroidered cups and ping pong balls, they’ll help secure a speedy diagnosis–alcohol poisoning or liver failure.
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Every year, a flood of St. Patrick’s Day-related clothing and accessories hit the market. These are 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.
The ultimate Irish accessory for your day of drinking on St. Patrick’s Day, sit this guy on your shoulder and you will have company for the entire day. Luckily he has one arm that is much longer than the other so he can reach all the way around your neck to hold on tight. And after a few drinks, he will have to hold on tight to stay on your swaying shoulders but at least one of you will still be able to talk.
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With a lineup of bottles that wrap around your waist, this Dirty Bird will be able to keep the demons that haunt his tiny bird mind at bay for quite some time.
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If your friend has been drinking and insists on doing a few equations, take the pencil out of his hand by any means necessary. Math nerds don’t let math nerds drink and derive.
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