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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Sure, there are booze bladders and flasks shaped like cameras, but the problem with those concealers is that you can only carry around one drink at a time. With the Bootlegger, you can have an entire mini bar strapped around your ankle and hidden under your pantleg at all times. Alcohol problem? What alcohol problem?
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Sesame Street’s Big Bird may do a fine job of teaching your kids in the morning hours. What he does in the evening would be more of a lesson of what NOT to do.
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Looks like this beer pong champion won the match but lost the war. Most games don’t have a designated chalk outliner.
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Yeah, you may be drunk—but I’ll bet that you would be scared to death if you ran into this guy at the Halloween party.
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Enjoy hands-free freedom at this year’s Halloween party with the Drinking Skull Belt. Apparently, the guy with the grenade tattoo is on some sort of 12-step program.
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This shirts channels Dr. Seuss, although it is not entirely clear if the misunderstanding is due to a lisp or a drinking problem. Or maybe this was just his way of moving his literary talents from being focused on children to inluding adults.
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