Remind everyone that the hangover they are experiencing could be a whole lot worse. The after-effects of their top shelf vodka just do not compare to the pain after a night of drinking something like the three fine brands shown here. MD 20/20, other wise know as Mad Dog, Boone’s Farm and Olde English will give your whole body an experience that you won’t want to repeat. But, of course, you will.
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This belt may not be useful for everyday wear, but it can be used on just about any weekend. No reason to wait for Halloween. Any woman could wear this out and make a few bucks selling shots. Who wouldn’t want a shot from a pirate? No one will really care exactly what that skull and crossbones on the belt really means.
Who better to advise you on responsible drinking than a fictitious beer company? And one who is prominently featured in a cartoon including that paragon of responsible drinking, Homer Simpson. All I can say is that after years of watching “The Simpsons”, Homer always comes out on top. So if he tells me to binge responsibly, then I take that advice to heart.
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When you have a wicked hangover, the last thing you want to do is deal with people. You don’t want to explain, you don’t want their help and you certainly don’t want them touching you. Just tell everyone that if they see you wearing this set of Hangover in Progress Pajamas that it means they are just to leave you alone. You would think all of the various warning signs on the bottoms would be enough of a deterrent, but some just can’t take a hint. Not even one that is as well defined as this one.
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it’s Friday and that means we have another summer weekend coming. And a lot of these weekends include activities that feature beer drinking. For some reason that activity is frowned upon by the occasional prude. I can still hear those words that always annoy me – “Why are you drinking beer at 9 in the morning?” This shirt gives you an excuse that may frighten those around you just enough so that they don’t bother you.
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You don’t want to be caught out drinking without all the professional gear required. What better equipment can you have than the Irish Drinking Glove? Take it from a country renowned for their ability to do it properly. Who else would have thought to cut off the finger to give you a firm grip on that slippery mug?
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So you are out on the town and that includes dressing up. You have a pair of heels on but that two mile walk to the car after all those Long Island Teas is going to be painful and difficult. Carry a pair of these Tipsy Feet shoes with you and that will not be an issue. They come with their own storage case so you can easily keep them in your purse. And the final bonus is that the bag that carries the shoes can be unfolded to make an even larger bag to carry the heels you just took off.
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With 8 days left until St. Patrick’s Day there is still time to get all the paraphernalia you need to make it a memorable one. I am thinking that anyone could wear these suspenders out to try to get some free drinks, but a woman would probably have a lot more luck. If any of you guys wear this out and there are a bunch of ladies buying you drinks, just leave the name and location of that bar in the comments. It is obviously somewhere I need to be going.
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Your competition at the beer pong table will quake with fear when they see you enter the game wearing this belt. Of course no one who has not mastered the game would wear such a belt, and even then it would have to be someone who is a little quirky, to say it kindly. Other than that initial intimidation there is not much else it can do for your game. Can you really ask much more from a game whose loser ends up getting drunk?
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