dracula

SkatedraculaI hate to break it to you tween girls, but in reality young vampires look less like Robert Pattinson and more like Count Chocula and Eddie Munster.

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vampire lips

If watching “Twilight” has given you the desire to flush out any misunderstood, pale Robert Pattinson types at your school so you can live your very own vampire love story, then you need to get some vampire bling to let them know you’re into their shit. Then hopefully you’ll be on the fast track to hooking up with a guy who needs to suck animal blood to survive… Sexy!

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office-chat

If watching “Twilight” has all you teenage girls fantasizing about a goth fairy tale where your very own dreamy vampire awaits to whisk you away to a blood sucking, nocturnal paradise,  here’s a chilling view of what your professional future will look like once you get there.

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