This is what it’s like to look down the barrel of Donkey Kong’s rage.
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The real world doesn’t have a virtual maid like video games, where you can stomp a mushroom and it disappears after a few seconds. Here’s what the rest of Mario and Kong’s day will look like: cops, handcuffs, a prison cell, lawyers and empty wallets all coming together to say “you can’t do that shit here”.
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Despite technically being two different species, the Yeti and the ape in Donkey Kong are genetically linked—and both are in the family business.
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