With a name like Disturbia, you can’t make a standard spinoff of the Three Wolf Moon shirt. It has to be the kind of thing that would get you suspended from school for wearing it. As you can see from the selections in their new Spring/Summer 2010 lineup, they did not disappoint.
Although not quite as disturbing as foot pajamas for adults, these Underoo-style briefs for men are right up there. Available in Batman and Superman versions. An additional image is pictured after the break.
Pee and Poo plush dolls are one thing, but what is the deal with underwear for grown men and women? Who is wearing this stuff and why are they not locked up somewhere? It’s all very disturbing.
If you are not quite sick enough to wear pee and poo underoo man-briefs, there is also an amusing set of temporary tattoos featuring our fecal friend and his #1 pal (pictured after the break). Unfortunately, the set is currently sold out. Bummer!
According to the product page, this “Petrosexual” shirt is designed for the “passionate dog love in all of us.” Passionate as in “I enjoy the company of my dog” or passionate as in “it’s Saturday night and I have a full jar of peanut butter?” Either way, this shirt is disturbing.
Product Page ($29.99)
