Love means never having to say you’re sorry…sometimes.  Other times tales of forbidden, disturbing, and inappropriate love require nothing less than full on repentance to the Lord, penitent acts for carnal crimes against nature.  So, in the spirit of Valentines Day, we here at Fashionably Geek would like to shine light on love that should not be.  What follows are illustrations of some of the most unholy trysts of all time.  Turn away if you must, but for the bold of heart, I beg you continue…
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Robots are obviously no better than men with thoughts of sex in their heads 24 hours a day. A robot has a slightly different mental picture than a human male may, but the idea remains the same.
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This hat answers that age old question: How can I get that cool Friday the 13th’s Jason/hockey mask look without wearing that uncomfortable mask? This hat not only can handle that chore, it has been pre-dirtied to make it look like the next victim will not be your first.
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One uses poop as a verb, the other as an adjective. For either person, poop seems to describe their current state of life perfectly. Excellent use of excrement.
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