We already knew that there was a period of time when dinosaurs ruled the world. What may come as a surprise is that they had some pretty cool military uniforms. I am sure they will find a fully preserved dinosaur with his uniform still on at some point.
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The Vegasaurus Rex may only have existed in some parallel universe, but any vegetable that lived there with him was in a state of constant fear. Just like his more famous, carnivorous cousin, he was hungry and one of the best predators of his time.
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You can’t really blame the T-Rex for wearing some silly slippers, he is cold blooded and any warmth he can find makes him happy. Are you going to make fun of him?
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I just finished watching Fred Savage in “The Wizard”, one of the most monumentally dated movies of all time, so I couldn’t be more primed to post some 1980′s clip art dinosaur prancing through water. But since it’s all so fresh I’m actually finding this design kind of cool, and I suddenly have the urge to use DOS, and drive an IROC-Z while listening to Whitesnake, then cap the night off by handing Bowser his own ass in a Super Mario 3 smackdown.
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You can bet it was the wimpy dinosaurs that decided that a dance off was preferable to a fight. It does away with all the clawing, biting and blood that might otherwise be involved.
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The Chinese finger trap is a devious little item. Whether handled by children who have never seen them or naive adults, the initial reaction is to be confused and scared about how to get out of them. Just think how a dinosaur with a brain the size of a pea feels.
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Of all the carnivorous, giant dinosaurs this is probably one of the only ones that the smaller dinosaurs don’t fear. Maybe if he wasn’t so self-conscious he could enjoy a good brontosaurus now and then.
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There is no way that you would ever be taught the name of every dinosaur that ever lived, but it is hard to fathom that this is one I had never heard of before. He seems like an obvious candidate for a case study.
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Millions of years before man was walking the earth, the little known Raptor Jesus not only died for the world’s sins, but went totally extinct. That is serious commitment.
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With a brain that made up 5.8% of it’s body weight, Velociraptors were considered the computer programmers of their day. They may have been able to turn door handles at Jurassic Park, but they were still no match for the larger and more powerful T-Rex. This means those that weren’t eaten never had any lunch money, were petrified of the playground and had seen more than their fair share of prehistoric wedgies and Indian burns.
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