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A guy named Jamie P. crafted this badass custom T-Rex costume using a CNC router and hand cut parts. The roughly 25 lb costume is made from closed cell poly foam and a welded steel and aluminum subframe.

Hit the jump to check out some additional photos and a video of the costume in action.

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Some scientist working for Jurassic Park must have been watching the Evil Dead. Unfortunately, he unleashed a terror the likes of which the world has never seen.

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Aside from being a valiant effort to make boys “hair aware”, Bonehead also reminds us that dinosaurs lived all those years ago just so someone could one day be inspired to turn their skulls into a comb… See, a trip to the museum can be worth it.

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I don’t know which is clever-er… the fact that a Raptor can solve a Rubik’s Cube, or that it could manipulate the damn thing so well with no thumbs.

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t-rex awesome tattooIf you had a tuxedo-clad T-Rex show up to your birthday party sporting a monocle, top hat and balloons, you’d probably immortalize the moment too.

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trex-workout

T-Rex may have been blessed with the genes for those large and very sharp teeth, but he didn’t become the scourge of the dinosaur era until he started hitting the weights. While those workouts made him into a formidable hunter, in hindsight he would agree that he could have used a little more work on those arms.

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procrastinate

The typical procrastinator has never ending hope that something may happen to get him out of ever having to do a chore he is not that excited about. It makes total sense that the end of the world is preferable to having to drag the lawn mower out of the garage again. Dinosaurs and UFO’s would be cool and all, but I would rather there be more days ahead.

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We already know that an asteroid strike is one possibility explanation for the extinction of dinosaurs. But somehow mammals survived. This shirt, which was likely created by one of the last surviving dinosaurs, gives the prehistoric creatures complete credit for how that all turned out. Who knew that they were so selfless?

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dinosaur kids shoesYou’d think things couldn’t get much worse for a bug when it meets a child’s shoe, but now they have to worry about being eaten by a giant, treaded lizard in addition to the fear of getting crushed and the horrors of the magnifying glass. Note the hilarious little T-Rex arms protruding from each side of the shoe.

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T-Rex Belt Buckle1Even though they’ve been extinct for millions of years, T-Rex’s appetite lives on, only now his tastes have shifted toward money rather than other animals. You’ll realize this if you want him to hold up your pants.

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