dick towel

Congrats to Kelly O., Timothy L., Devin F., and Staci M.—the lucky winners of our Dick Towel contest. Even if you didn’t win, its definitely worth purchasing based on sheer versatility. It’s three highly offensive looks in one towel.

Just a quick reminder: Friday is your last chance to enter and win one of the four Dick Towels we are giving away to lucky readers. To enter email us at contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line. You could also enter the contest by becoming a fan of the new Fashionably Geek Facebook page and simply commenting in the contest thread. Good luck!

Just a reminder: If you want to traumatize friends, loved ones or complete strangers with your very own Dick Towel, email us at contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line. You could also enter the contest by becoming a fan of the new Fashionably Geek Facebook page and simply commenting in the contest thread. Four lucky winners will be chosen at random after the contest closes on Friday, February 12th (must be over 18). Good luck!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show on TV. And there is no greater proof of that than the Dick Towel they featured on an episode this season. The good news is that 4 lucky readers from Fashionably Geek and our sister site Nerd Approved can get the Dick Towel of their choice by emailing contests@fashionablygeek.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line.” In the body, just let us know which towel you prefer (black or white) along with a shipping address.

Alternatively, you could become a fan on our new Facebook page and simply comment in the contest thread. The final day to enter is Friday, February 12th and winners will be chosen at random (only readers 18 years or older are eligible). So, if you want to scare and offend large groups of people at the beach this year, this towel is how you do it. Enter today!

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dicktowel hat

You remember Dick Towel the towel (NSFW) don’t you? Well now you can show your support for towels with dicks with this sharp-looking hat. Remember, Fashionably Geek and Nerd Approved readers get 25% off their total Dick Towel order with the promo code “dick11.”

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