Products That Should Exist But Don’t: Testicle-Shaped Coin Purse
I mean come on…a nutsack-shaped “coin purse?” It would be hilarious whether you are whipping it out at the supermarket, the local coffee shop or just taking a photo of it in your friend’s mouth while they sleep. Haha…good times. I don’t know if this product exists, but it should.
F*ck the Rain Umbrella
I love Art. Lebedev. They are one of the few design companies out there capable of developing high end consumer gadgets and things like the “F*ck the Rain” umbrella at the same time.
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Gold Jeweled Crown Ring: You Are the New King of the Smurfs
Who would use a crown this tiny? The Smurfs maybe? What did you do—take Smurf Village by force, send Papa Smurf into exile and steal the crown for yourself? That’s cold man…real cold.
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Products That Should Exist But Don’t: The Bathroom Sombrero
While tracking down content for Fashionably Geek, I often conjure up products in my mind only to discover that they either don’t exist or are extremely hard to find. From here on out, mock-ups of these products will be collected in a new feature dubbed “Products That Should Exist But Don’t.” For the first installment [...]
A T-Shirt For Every Occasion
I like to keep things simple, especially when it comes to my wardrobe. And nothing could be simpler than this line of special occasion t-shirts by thorsen van elten. The set includes the standard “special occasion” tee along with “exercise”, “going out”, “holiday”, “relaxing”, and “work”. Each shirt is reversible and can be turned into [...]
Crossword Puzzle Wallet: Across…6 Letters…This Wallet Is….
If you guessed “stupid” you are a winner. Actually the design is quite interesting, especially if you suck at crosswords and require plenty of time to complete one.
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Pogo Stick T-Shirt: A Men’s Version Would Be Hilarious
Pogo stick imagery on a woman’s t-shirt is certainly unique, but a men’s version would be comedy gold—if you know what I mean.
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Pitapocket Wallet: Unless a Thief Loves Hummus, You are Safe
When I think pitapockets, I think “hmmm… I could go for some hummus right now,” not “wow, that would make for a fine wallet.” I guess that is why I write about gadgets and clothes—not design them. Unfortunately, the Pitapocket Wallet by designer Anat Safran is only a concept at the moment.
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Pubes are Hot This Year
This “Corporate Adam and Eve” design by costume artist Adelle Lutz features flesh colored clothing accessorized with some appropriately placed (and severely knappy) pubes. I’m sure the Victoria Secret line of pubewear is already in the works.
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