There’s a lot more to watches than telling time. Did you know they can also be a trusted friend, a pop quiz, a safety feature for a pistol and a daily reminder that you’re going to die? That’s just the tip of the timepiece iceberg. Check out their full range with these 10 examples.
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This actually explains a lot. The new generation of reapers use machine guns in order to waste people quickly and efficiently because they’re busy bastards with a quota. A lingering death must be some geezer reaper with bad eyesight and bad aim who still insists on using a scythe… Thumbs DOWN.
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That little devil on your shoulder was getting a little tired of all his best ideas being shot down by the angel on the other shoulder. The devil has taken appropriate action to insure there is only one voice driving your actions.
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The Grim Reaper has a life outside work just like the rest of us. Some are raising families, he is looking to dance. You figure the guy needs to blow off steam somehow.
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Everyone tries to pass on what they know to their offspring by starting with small lessons. It is no different for the Grim Reaper, much to that turtle’s consternation.
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Death, you so crazy… Who else is going to cover someone’s eyes with skeleton hands?
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You don’t know what raindrops are thinking as they come crashing to the ground. This could be a very real depiction of the fear they are experiencing.
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With the economy in such bad shape, the universe just can’t afford to subsidize Mr. Reaper’s flashy entrances anymore. He’s now forced to waste his victims in a more low-key manner.
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You probably think that monkey business refers to humorous shenanigans in the office. I think that monkey with the banana in his back would disagree with your preconceptions.
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Hopefully your boss seeing you wear this tie doesn’t remind him of how much time you spend barely moving at work. I’m not sure how the tie has anything to do with business unless you’re a mortician, but the colors are pretty.
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