Your phone dying is a good excuse for missing a call, attending its funeral is a good reason to get out of just about anything.
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Rock has been declared dead a number of times in the past. Each and every time it happens, paper has to come up with an alibi while scissors are never even questioned. Declaring paper guilty may be premature.
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There was a time when MySpace was the place to be for social networking, but alas it seems headed for the trash heap of good ideas that were outflanked by a competitor. This tombstone shirt is a fitting closing of that chapter.
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Only the worst of the bad asses have the courage to walk around with a dead ninja draped over their shoulders. But it does keep your neck nice and warm.
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