Have you ever played a game of D&D where every roll was a disaster? Is it simply chance or is there something more sinister and supernatural afoot? This fitted tank top proves that you aren’t crazy. Your dice are, in fact, trying to kill you.
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Our friends at Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab have come out with a new range of scents based on Dungeons & Dragons.
The RPG line includes the enchanting scents of Elf, Dwarf, Half Elf, Halfling, Orc, Cleric, Fighter, Mage, Paladin, Ranger and Rogue.
Ooooh…Orc scent. So sexy. Apparently, it smells like “field grey courgette musk, roughly cured leather, and vetiver.”
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While I’m lucky enough to be able to have blue hair and rock my geeky tees on the daily, there are times you can’t represent your geek at the office.
Until now.
Diesel Sweeties has these awesome D20 socks that allow you to flash your D&D geek cred in a subtle but definite way.
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It’s called Fantasy Football.
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Finally, a sport nerds can play. What that sport is exactly is anyone’s guess, but chances are the ball will look something like this.
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It makes no difference whether you are called a Dungeon Master because you are the best D&D player or because you spend all your free time playing video games in your parent’s basement. Either way you are a geek.
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You may recall the comprehensive Dungeons and Dragons flowchart that made the rounds on the interwebs a while back. Basically, it explains how the game works in a way that can be easily visualized. The good news is that you can have this handy reference on your messenger bag. As a bonus, the design functions as a security system, of sorts. After all, no thief would ever want to be caught carrying around something this nerdy. A close up image of the chart is available after the break.
