The Real Power of the Force
Observe—one of the benefits of converting to the Dark Side.
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Potatoes Know How Darth Vader Feels
Everyone has to face their offspring and it can often be traumatic. So it was for Darth Vader and Luke, and so it is for potatoes and french fries.
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How Vader Keeps His Helmet So Soft and Manageable
If you were wondering how Darth Vader keeps his helmet so soft, shiny and manageable, I have a little secret to tell you. He swears by the “Force” line of helmetcare products.
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“I Want You for the Dark Side” T-Shirt
No one said that getting new recruits for your galactic force was simple when you are on the dark side. To really get people interested, it helps to have one of the top dogs in your force taking a personal interest. And to give it that personal touch, no matter what angle you look at [...]
Sith Abandoning Ship Shirt
This shirt makes two things readily apparent. First, the Sith are likely not really accustomed to water landings. And second, Darth Vader really seems to enjoy his water sports. Maybe a little more time on the water slide would have cured him of his need to take over the universe.
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Join the Dark Side…of the Garden
Behold Glenn Jones’ “Dark Side of the Garden” t-shirt. Now that is what I call random. But not as random as the image available after the break…
