danger

danger-mothers-maiden-name

Danger would be your middle name if you had half the guts of your mother. Besides letting everyone know what a wuss you are, this shirt also gives everyone your answer to the usual “mother’s maiden name” security question.

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danger

The world just isn’t as safe as it used to be. Kids now have to contend with lasers, radiation and man eating bears.

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double-danger

If you see a warning sign that addresses danger from sharks on both land and sea, I would find myself another beach.

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