These slug jokesters seem to have a warped sense of humor. Their parents have obviously not taught them to avoid melting one another. They need a much sterner warning than the “You’re going to put someone’s eye out” warning that humans love so. Let this shirt be the lesson.
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I have never seen two more worried animals than this. Both of them are shaking like a leaf. This just seems like cruel and unusual punishment. They would probably be happy to go back to their makeup testing days. A little lipstick may burn, but at least there was no thought involved.
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