Literal Crocs by the Dutch artist Sit. Currently on display at the Jonathan LeVine Gallery in NYC.
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It appears that when Crocs are not getting humped by tortoises, they are saving 3 year old boys like Harley Sutton-Dormer from being electrocuted by faulty hairdryers.
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Croc…singular…as in the shoe. That tortoise must have his beer goggles on because we all know Crocs are hideous.
Crocs may be comfortable, but since they have the aesthetics of a horse’s ass, anyone concerned about style would probably only wear them around the house after retrieving them from a hiding place so obscure that you will never have to worry about hearing the dreaded phrase “You own Crocs?” Enter these Native shoes, which hopefully combines Croc comfort with the classic style of a Converse Chuck Taylor All Star, reducing the overall Croc ugly factor by about 10%. The official website is still under construction, so there aren’t any details yet, but they should be available in stores this spring. You can also check out a preview video here.
Even the people who make Crocs admit they are weird looking. Throw a few bat symbols on there and you really have yourself some bizarre footwear. But hey, kids don’t care about fashion. If they had their way everyday would be an occasion to wear a cowboy hat and a cape.
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