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From That’s Nerdalicious!: On Tuesday a woman in Midwest City, OK decided it would be a good idea to rob an unattended cash register at a McDonald’s drive-thru. She also thought it would be a good idea to disguise her face with underwear. She succeeded (for now), but not before being caught on tape. A local police officer said:

I’ve seen a wide variety of crime over the last 30 years but this particular case is one of the strangest based on her method of operation and weird disguise.

Indeed. Hit the link below to out the security footage.

(News 9 via The Consumerist)

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Thanks to a vigilante Justice League of costumed supernerds, one shoplifter that took Free Comic Book Day festivities a little too seriously last week will get his just deserts.

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This shirt is undoubtedly the result of some kind of dance crew “turf war”.  Sure, these fights always start out like West Side Story, rival gangs snapping their fingers to the rhythm, slowly circling their foes before the big Bob Fosse finish…jazz hands everywhere.

Actually, considering that scene, it’s most likely that an outsider caught a glimpse of the action and  just started shooting.

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You have seen all the superheroes performing life saving deeds, but there is never any payment involved. What you don’t see is how those superheroes live when their cash is spent. It isn’t pretty.

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After being rejected for the donor list for the umpteenth time, the Tin Man has finally snapped and resorted to crime in his quest for a heart.

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You know what they say—nothing is ever truly deleted from you computer. That having been said, if you are a celebrity, don’t put homemade porn on your hard drive. It’s just common sense.

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It was bad enough for big city cops when they had millions of people to sort through who could be involved in their current case. But the poor agent who is working on an online crime has billions of people who are initially all suspects. Count yourself among them.

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Lenny may have been the man on Law and Order, but just think how much more he could have gotten done if Batman had joined the team. Not only do they both have the same attitude in doing whatever is needed to get the bad guy but maybe his presence will get Jack and Jamie off Lenny’s back about not always going by the book.

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