This is what cows dream of at night, learning to use the alien’s tractor beam technology against them. They aren’t out in the pasture just eating all day, they are thinking and plotting of how to make this happen.
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All the nursery rhymes about the cow jumping over the moon seem to take it for granted that the cow is infallible. There is always the possibility that the cow misjudges the jump by a little bit.
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Forget bagging grass clippings, you just need to hire yourself a different breed of mower. Get yourself a few cows and you can feed them at the same time you get your lawn mowed. Plus, fattening them up can only lead to good things.
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What could it be? Is it that milk prefers to come from the teet of a goat, or is it this jug’s shock after finding out that it’s mother and father are one in the same?
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