This emergency condom belt buckle seems to suggest that the appropriate course of action in a fire is to have protected sex. So, you’ll burn to death because you decided to stay and have sex, but at least you won’t get the clap.
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I don’t know what the hell this is all about but there you have it. Commemorate today’s launch with Windows 7…on a condom box…on a t-shirt.
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Monty Python’s Black Knight really had no reason to stand around all day telling people that “None shall pass” other than to be a jerk. Maybe if he had spiced the saying up to be “Thou shalt not pass” he would have gotten more respect and kept his limbs. With this t-shirt, you are just hoping that the damn condom does exactly what it was made to do.
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If their relationship is going to go to the next level, King Kong must take all the necessary precautions. Lube is going to be important too. Loooots of lube.
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If you are going to have a sexy Olympics, it might be a good idea for you or your boyfriend to wrap it up. That is the message that this shirt is sending out with its condom-shaped rings. Just remember, you don’t see pregnant gymnasts or a triathlete scratching his groin on the cover of a Wheaties box.
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