Protect Your Laptop With The Power of the Ninja
Your ninja bag will protect your laptop from bumps and scratches against all odds—for death is the price of failure.
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This T-Shirt Gives Away Your Super Secret Porn Hiding Spot
Yup…that is pretty frank. All it needs is the sentence “I masturbate 7 times a day” printed on the back.
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That Mouse is an Impostor!
After all these years, the mouse version of Sherlock Holmes finally uncovered the truth about his wife. He always thought she was a bit frigid and lifeless when mating.
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Motherboard T-Shirt: We Finally Learn the Truth
It looks like underneath it all you really are a cyborg. Apparently, the new Terminators are being given blubbery, pasty exteriors to blend in better with the common man.
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The 21st Century Pirate Hard at Work
Realizing that times have changed, many pirates have abandoned the high seas to surf the internet. Sure, terrorizing the internet can be lucrative, but I don’t know how much work this guy is going to get done with that hook hand on a QWERTY keyboard.
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Are We Evolving or De-Evolving? It Depends On Which Shirt You Buy
If you think geeks are the pinnacle of evolution, “The Evolution of Man” is the shirt for you. If you feel that computers are turning us into hunchback freaks, the De-Evolution shirt pictured above may be more your speed.
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Broken Image Necklace: But is it Sexy?
Our baffling love affair with incorporating common computer errors into clothing and accessories continues with this Broken Image Necklace. It’s a little clunky looking if you ask me so I wouldn’t suggest giving it as a gift—although they are said to arrive in a “sexy” gift box if you choose that option (and we [...]
Errorwear Clothing: Embrace Your Computer Problems
The concept behind Errorwear clothing is simple —and brilliant. A line of t-shirts inspired by commonly encountered computer problems. Check out a few of my favorite selections after the break.
Cat and “Mouse” Necktie For Feline Loving Geeks
Cat loving computer geeks who are comfortable wearing a tie this hideous are truly a rare breed —thankfully. Made of 100% polyester.
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Ide Belt: 20-way AWM2651 Ribbon Cable Screams Sexy
Whether transferring data or holding up your pants, this Ide belt can do the job. At 48-inches long, it far exceeds the IDE standard length for data transfer —but the question is will it match the standards set by your fat ass?
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