colonel

From That’s Nerdalicious!: Brilliant. Although, Orville Redenbacher would have been more appropriate that the Colonel. Not as funny, but more appropriate.

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kfc-rank

In the KFC army, the highest rank you can attain is Colonel. You have one pair of chicken tongs. There are many like it but that one is yours. You must defend the 11 secret herbs and spices at all costs.

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