From That’s Nerdalicious: After the office party, Bob’s productivity soared. His focus was razor sharp—he was in the zone. His office is a 30 minute drive from home, but he ran it in 10.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Kool-Aid busting through your walls with his phony fruit juice is fun when you are a kid, but adults just call the cops. That’s where Mr. Coffee steps in. He can break into my office anytime.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Coffee stain cats don’t make a damn bit of sense. I mean, who would want a cat that stains your furniture and your teeth? I think the message here is that we need to drink our cats in moderation.
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They’ve finally done it. James Murphy’s brain has been completely removed and replaced with coffee. Now all he remembers from his life are the times he and his cop buddies hung out at donut shops.
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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Clearly, this coffee cup is a filthy punk out to graffiti up our nice, clean tables.
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This umbrella features a handy cup holder for your coffee. It’s only a concept at the moment, but it needs to become a real world product for the sake of Seattle.
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The fact that someone spent $66 to wear a square ring on a round finger shows true dedication to their vice, but you know you’re dealing with a true caffeine and nicotine addict when you spot them trying to suck coffee or take a drag off of it.
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Every laptop battery monitor will let the user know when it is getting low. With that little prodding, the charging commences. Your coffee could use a similar system so your coffee cup never ends up empty just when you need it most.
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Even if you don’t know sign language, you’ll become fluent in hand spelling “Starbucks” thanks to this t-shirt, which will keep you prepared should hearing impairment ever threaten to come between you and your beloved mochas.
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I can only imagine what kind of sexy, classy lady would be wearing this. The kind of woman that wears Press-On Nails and has a voice like Harvey Fierstein no doubt (Harvey video after the break).
