Claw hand, nerve pinch, pointy ears, bad haircut—I would pay 10 cents to see this “Lobster Boy” in action. But somewhere, deep down inside this freak body, rests the soul of a cold and logical Vulcan with hopes and dreams.
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If I didn’t suffer from Coulrophobia before, I do now. Thanks, weird old cartoon.
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When not taking part in Galactic Civil War, Chewie satisfies his desperate need for attention by performing as a Wookiee cannonball in an intergalactic circus. Scoff if you must, but all that hair causes a lot of drag, so you can tell this furry bastard is really flying. Plus he’s still wearing his bandoleer in case he needs to kill something in mid flight. That’s pretty impressive.
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If the experience involved anything like what is depicted on this “Incredible Circus” t-shirt, I would by a ticket no matter how much it cost.
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