
From the product page:
Every Doctoring Who down in Whoville
Toasts your survival and the revival of goodwill.
Even Oods and Judoons and Daleks confess
Today is a day to say, “Exterminate!” less.
It’s the season of hearts, big and deep as the Tardis,
To make room for any who, any how, regardless!
For faces and spaces may change with the season,
But peace on Earth is a wish for every dimension.
Product Page ($20 via Shirtoid / Poem by Josiah Bancroft)

Happy Hothdays from the team at Nerd Approved, Fashionably Geek, CubicleBot and That’s Nerdalicious! We’re taking a couple of days off to be with our families, but here’s a touching holiday moment captured by our own Amy Ratcliffe to tide you over. It’s our Christmas card to you.
As always, thanks for reading!
Until now, people in warm climates have been deprived the simple pleasures of wearing ugly Christmas sweaters. Thankfully Vardagen has transferred the ugliness to soft, ringspun cotton t-shirts so you can embarrass your family and show a complete lack of fashion sense by displaying snowmen, moose and deer with tacky snowflakes, just like those who actually experience winter. And, since the ugly is hand-printed with water based inks that are embedded into the shirt , you know you’re getting comfort and quality. Check out some additional images after the break.
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From CubicleBot… Flickr user BrodyQat created this image using fabric and makeup – no Photoshop trickery whatsoever. Gives you a pretty good idea what it would look like if figures in 19th century photographs could time travel.
(via Buzzfeed)

Those perverted TSA elves were so busy working the groin and Santa’s ample bosom that they completely forgot about the beard. It’s a mistake they would soon regret.
Product Page ($10/Today Only)

Rudolph may have lit the way for Santa through a driving blizzard, but the inefficiency of his nose is also a huge energy waster. Someone who lives at the North Pole knows about global warming better than anyone, so Santa did the right thing and switched Rudolph to a compact fluorescent.
Product Page ($10)
“Santa On a Stick” may provide a good disguise if you plan an Ocean’s Eleven style heist of Santa’s Workshop. Just be prepared to explain any physical discrepancies, like why Santa’s lips don’t move and why he needs to have a stick attached to his chin at all times. You’d better hope those Elves are pretty really damned stupid.
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Not surprisingly, the “three moon” t-shirt craze has been adapted for the holidays. I would like to see this shirt design re-imagined for the spring when the moon becomes a sun and the snowmen start melting into oblivion.
Product Page ($20 Thanks Andrew!)

The Divinyls may have turned on a bunch of adolescent men back in the days when their lead singer Christina Amphlett sang about her self gratification. This Santa won’t give them that same feeling, just a good chuckle from that confused looking little elf.
Product Page ($18.99)