Chinese Paper Clothing: Make Your Dead Relatives Look Like Pimps in the Afterlife

This set of Chinese paper clothing is not meant to be worn, it is meant to be burned as an offering to your relatives in the afterlife. Each set includes gold bars, cash, jewelry, three shirts, a sweater and a pair of shoes. The women’s version substitutes the shirts and a sweater for four blouses [...]

Massage Pants Work Out the Kinks in Your Junk

The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for a second then [...]