Very Simple, Very Rude Chicken Costume
Putting on this Choking the Chicken costume is as simple as putting on a sweater. I think its meaning will be easily understood by all the other adults at the party. And I specifically say adults because letting your child wear this wil llikely result in a visit from Child Protective Services.
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Which Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg?
It isn’t every day you can wear a shirt that answers a question that has been vexing the greatest minds for centuries. It all seems so simple now.
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Rubber Chicken Necklace
A necklace is just another piece of jewelry, unless there is a rubber chicken pendant on it. The rubber chicken has been a part of comedy for years now and your wearing of it is just a nod to a comedy classic. That is a far better excuse than the fact that you just have [...]
