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Chewbacca’s Life Is An Open Book

by Jonathan Fallon on July 15, 2009

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Now that we’ve seen Chewbacca as a hair style, a circus performer, and a floating armless piece of plastic, it’s only natural that the next step would be to see him on a bike. I’m sure that in the future there’ll be “Chewie takes a dump: the t-shirt”, followed by “Chewie has a one night stand” and maybe even play by play of Chewie fighting a Kangaroo with a football and a chocolate Easter bunny. Too far fetched? We’ll see…

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Chewbacca: Rebel Alliance Hero, Circus Performer

by Jonathan Fallon on June 1, 2009

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When not taking part in Galactic Civil War, Chewie satisfies his desperate need for attention by performing as a Wookiee cannonball in an intergalactic circus. Scoff if you must, but all that hair causes a lot of drag, so you can tell this furry bastard is really flying. Plus he’s still wearing his bandoleer in case he needs to kill something in mid flight. That’s pretty impressive.

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